This story will tell how a certain boy, named Hexus, who was once a city boy, and had lived in the country, but had found that he loved the stench of the city so much, he retuned. The boring days of the perfumed air of the countryside were driving him nuts, so he decided to move back with his uncle, Stinky, and the pleasures of a city that stunk. By returning, he knew that he was in for the delightful smells of the dead rats, and the lovely Methane River that flowed outside of his window at uncle Stinky's apartment. What a dream, and such a strange boy, this Hexus, but, as we know, love was love, and this was his true calling; the polluted stench of the city. 4-pages, no bibliography.